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 CGK    2,187

What to know what sort of propaganda NK puts out?  Have fun reading their twitter feed.

https://twitter.com/DPRK_News

Pitiable milksop Barack Obama states U.S. sailors fear to sail after dark. Dauntless sailors of Peoples Navy sail at all hours of the night.

 
Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un astounds world bowling community with second lifetime 900 series.
 
Thousands suffer frostbite amputations at football game in US Minnesota province. Injuries blamed on shoddy electrical grid maintenance.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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 DarkKnightNomeD    1,611
21 minutes ago, CGK said:

What to know what sort of propaganda NK puts out?  Have fun reading their twitter feed.

https://twitter.com/DPRK_News

Pitiable milksop Barack Obama states U.S. sailors fear to sail after dark. Dauntless sailors of Peoples Navy sail at all hours of the night.

 
Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un astounds world bowling community with second lifetime 900 series.
 
Thousands suffer frostbite amputations at football game in US Minnesota province. Injuries blamed on shoddy electrical grid maintenance.
 

These tweets are funny as hell. LOL

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 thedudeabides    2,017
4 hours ago, CGK said:

What to know what sort of propaganda NK puts out?  Have fun reading their twitter feed.

https://twitter.com/DPRK_News

Pitiable milksop Barack Obama states U.S. sailors fear to sail after dark. Dauntless sailors of Peoples Navy sail at all hours of the night.

 
Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un astounds world bowling community with second lifetime 900 series.
 
Thousands suffer frostbite amputations at football game in US Minnesota province. Injuries blamed on shoddy electrical grid maintenance.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Pffffft

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 CGK    2,187

OMG..these crack me up! Who writes this stuff?

Guardian newspaper reports of mobs engaged in cannibalism and looting as English pound currency collapses.

Monumental blizzard approaches US capital city of Washington, as terrified Americans flee their oncoming doom.

US governor Sara Palin describes Donald Trump as crafty, iron-willed colossus of the people, to great chagrin of capitalist running dogs.

Negotiations to return seven Americans convicted as spies reach impasse, as none of the prisoners wish to return to United States.

Latest historical research proves Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un to be direct male line descendant of Alexander the Great.

 

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 CGK    2,187

US deputy president Hillary Clinton admits that crumbling infrastructure forces peasants to drink brackish and urine-tainted waters of shame

 

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 CGK    2,187

Ive become addicted to Tweets from North Korea. They help me start my day with a laugh. He's some new ones for y'all

 

Loose roaming cow paralyzes US economic capital of New York. Pyongyang streets remain assiduously free of livestock and vermin.

Craven Barack Obama flees US capital of Washington, leaving subjects behind to freeze in winter storm.

Tourism and Friendship Ministry extends welcome to foreigners who behave respectfully and wear ideologically appropriate attire.

Degenerate US weaklings sentence rapist police officer to 263 years in prison. In DPRK, rapists are punished by drowning.

https://twitter.com/DPRK_News

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 CGK    2,187

OMG....They are on a roll today! LOL

 

Flatulent rhetoric by simpering fat man Chris Christie compared to woeful bleats of an overfed goat.

US deputy president Hillary Clinton compared to an overcooked kettle of fish-heads: tasteless, rubbery, and wretched.

US Senator Bernard Sanders derided as egg-sucking milquetoast, lacking in strength necessary to achieve true socialism.

RODONG SINMUN: Marcos Rubio disgraces all Cuban peoples by his lack of revolutionary enthusiasm.

Latest babble of Canadian president Justin Trudeau dismissed as droolings from the illegitimate offspring of a perverted whoremonger.
 
 
 
 

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