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Ukshep

Turn your semen on/off with this new switch! lol oh my!

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 Ukshep    23,182

I don't like the idea of this at all.

A German carpenter has invented a valve which he claims will revolutionise contraception, by allowing a man to turn the flow of sperm from his testicles on and off at the flick of a switch.

Clemens Bimek told Spiegel magazine the idea first came to him some 20 years ago, when he was watching a television documentary about contraception, and wondered whether it would be possible to control the flow of sperm with a simple valve.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/12083673/German-carpenter-invents-on-off-contraception-switch-for-sperm.html

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 Ukshep    23,182
Just now, RabidWolf said:

No dude. Just.... No. 

what...? did i post bad stuff?

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 RabidWolf    1,102
2 minutes ago, Ukshep said:

what...? did i post bad stuff?

Carpenter + sperm vales = testicle splinters. 

No. 

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 Ukshep    23,182
Just now, RabidWolf said:

Carpenter + sperm vales = testicle splinters. 

No. 

lol

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 Cinnamon    26,223
57 minutes ago, RabidWolf said:

Carpenter + sperm vales = testicle splinters. 

No. 

I knew I shouldn't have read this thread. :whaat:

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 YourMom2    1,354
3 hours ago, Cinnamon said:

I knew I shouldn't have read this thread. :whaat:

:lol_alpha: Lookout, HE'S gonna blow! Don't mess with the plumbing that is a natural relief valve.

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 Tude    26

CLICK - so we're safe?  Yeah baybeh!!!  So that's all it takes?   - yup!

Ohhh aahhhh yeahh baby CLICK, dammit ... hold on ... CLICK ... ok - ohhh baybeh yeah CLICK, wtf - what are you doing?  CLICK sigh

 

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 Ukshep    23,182
2 hours ago, Tude said:

CLICK - so we're safe?  Yeah baybeh!!!  So that's all it takes?   - yup!

Ohhh aahhhh yeahh baby CLICK, dammit ... hold on ... CLICK ... ok - ohhh baybeh yeah CLICK, wtf - what are you doing?  CLICK sigh

 

:chuckle:

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