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Man Arrested After Bringing Meth To Police Station To Have It Tested By Cops

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If this doesn't take the award for stupidity, I don't know what would!

A man concerned that he had been rooked by a methamphetamine dealer contacted Florida police and asked them to test his drugs and “press charges” against the dealer if he had “been given the wrong narcotics,” according to an arrest report.

On Tuesday afternoon, Douglas Peter Kelly, 49, called the Putnam County Sheriff’s Office and told a deputy that he had a “violent reaction” after smoking what he thought was “speed.” Kelly told cops that he believed that the drug in question was actually Flakka, the notorious synthetic stimulant.

Link: http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/dumbass/man-seeks-meth-test-563914

Here is a photo of this genius...

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It takes all kinds of people to determine what stupid is but this guy takes the cake as first prize .

 

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Just now, CSB said:

It takes all kinds of people to determine what stupid is but this guy takes the cake as first prize .

 

Yes indeed! 

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Proof that meth blows holed in the brain ever see a xray of meth users brain?

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4 minutes ago, Picklesnout said:

This .... Can vote and drive also. Oh my.

Worse yet, these types are allowed to reproduce.  If they run his dumpy butt through the Florida legal system, he may not be allowed to vote again.

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4 minutes ago, Sagd said:

Proof that meth blows holed in the brain ever see a xray of meth users brain?

Meth is some shit that will destroy brain cells. 

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1 minute ago, Oregonian said:

Maybe not so stupid.

Free rehab

Free bed

Free medical

Free food

You make a very good point.  Free everything.  All he has to do is spend most of his time in a cage.  :)

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