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Better wear hip waders if you are going San Francisco.

Fecal matter is elusive, and doesn’t necessarily register until it’s crusted on the bottom of your shoe. But there might be a dark cloud of poo hovering above your city, as evidenced by this stinky, stinky map.

Citing human waste reports made in San Francisco, software engineer Jenn Wong mapped the city’s most poop-ridden neighborhoods, and it is a feast for watery eyes. Her project, called Human Wasteland, is pretty exhaustive, listing reports made by individual 311 calls from 2008-2015. If there was a frantic call made to city authorities about a steaming pile over that seven-year period, it’s listed in Wong’s map in the form of that ubiquitous poop emoji.

Linkie: https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/human-wasteland-map-plots-all-of-san-franciscos-poop

Check out the Poop map...

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28 minutes ago, LuckyBolt said:

Maybe someone can build an on demand toilet delivery app and call it PooBer.

LOL, flushing your iPhone to get rid of the poo would be interesting.

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what they really need to do is build public restrooms

the solution is so f**king simple but thell spend 10x the amount cleaning instead of something so basic

also want to add u cant make it illigal to piss in the street if no alternitive is provided its f**ked up

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34 minutes ago, markovian said:

what they really need to do is build public restrooms

the solution is so f**king simple but thell spend 10x the amount cleaning instead of something so basic

also want to add u cant make it illigal to piss in the street if no alternitive is provided its f**ked up

I totally agree.  public restrooms are a must.  But they (gov) cannot come to terms with what needs to be done.  Traditionally, restrooms are provided when you visit an establishment and pay for whatever you are buying.  Such as a restaurant, bar or hotel.   There is no provision for this as it deals with the homeless population.  They (homeless) do not add value to the economy so gov just hopes they will go away, never to be seen again.

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The article says it is over a 7 year period. Over 300 official poop
complaints of a steaming pile. 50 a year is not too crazy or are my
standards going down with society itself?

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1 hour ago, phxsparks said:

I totally agree.  public restrooms are a must.  But they (gov) cannot come to terms with what needs to be done.  Traditionally, restrooms are provided when you visit an establishment and pay for whatever you are buying.  Such as a restaurant, bar or hotel.   There is no provision for this as it deals with the homeless population.  They (homeless) do not add value to the economy so gov just hopes they will go away, never to be seen again.

Poop tax, heading our way.

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Are they attempting to fertilize a life form which resides under the city by providing it with nutrient runoff from hearty outdoor living drunk people? Or perhaps sedate something that lives in the harbor by loading the poo with synthetic cannabinoids and waiting for the run off to concentrate in its prey?

Like the opiates in mussels, only more paralytic. Maybe "Spiced-up" street people produce a product much like civet coffee, which can then the collected by consumers for select clientele?

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poo coffee
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One could install a restroom on every block. The natives would have them all rendered unusable within a month. 

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Perhaps we could overlay the science on a timeline, showing how the poop grew alongside the lefty insanity, and projecting into the future, till nothing is left but a roaringly mental lefty galloping headlong into the human excrement as the finally final finale, since we can't think of anything more visually fitting for their mindset and all it represents, than that.

The final screenshot of course representing a warning to future generations, a bit like the Planet of the Apes, only poopy.

Maybe we wouldn't even need words, depending on how many lefties were watching, which would of course require detailed explication, ruining the whole dramatic effect.

Still, we conservatives do get the consolation that whatever happens, shit lands on the lefties, so in that sense it's quite hard to see the downside, isn't it.

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6 hours ago, Redlistvet said:

Poop tax, heading our way.

Yes, that is possible.  If it cannot be solved, then create a tax to cover it.  The only problem is the tax dollars usually are not applied to the problem.  in stead it is frittered away on other stuff.  :wacko:

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