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I'm a monkey and proud!

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Everyone else gets to be something with a nice special label. So I'm going to take a crack at it :)

I believe I am a monkey. I am hairy all over, I have been known to travel like an ape for lulz. And I frequently traverse my abode like said ape. Stairs are easier and quicker to ascend when you do so like an ape. Finger Nubbs first, Crouched position second. Feet third. And hop, skip launch the body. rinse and repeat.

Also the hair on my face growns in certain places only, Leaving an ape like appearance upon my facade. I also moan a lot about temperature differences leading to a lot of vocal ooohs, aaah, and uh uh's.

I am ape man. Hear me eat a banana. Om nom nom nom.

That said. It's time for monkey memes :D


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