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A little boy

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A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a

farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.

" Not yet, " said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until you do your chores.

Well, he's a little teed off, so he goes to feed the

chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he

kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes

back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

" How come I don't get any eggs and bacon ? Why don't I have

any milk in my cereal ? " he asks.

" Well, " his mother says, " I saw you kick a chicken, so you

don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't

get any bacon for a week either.. I saw you kick the cow so for a

week you aren't getting any milk. "

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the

pussy cat halfway across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,

" You gonna tell him or should I ? "


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