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Warning: CDC is cooking the books on flu!

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 markovian    85

was in a hospital last week with a h5n6 outbreak ... didnt get it

 

when have we ever had a good non deadly flue season tho ... this has been the norm my whole life maby im not old enough to remember the non deadly ones

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 Flat    220
44 minutes ago, Cinnamon said:

I'll bet the doctor's offices are full of people with the flu. Like a big ole petre dish just stewing with viruses and bacteria. Either wear a hazmat suit or stay away. 

I said, "I have a fever and a cough."

Boss said, "Stay home and go to the doctor."

I said, "I'll stay home, but I'm not going to the doctor."

He said, "Why?"

"I'm going to go where all the sick people are, give some dude money, and find out I'm sick and need to stay home?" I asked.

 

 

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 TheOldMan    2,906
1 minute ago, Flat said:

I said, "I have a fever and a cough."

Boss said, "Stay home and go to the doctor."

I said, "I'll stay home, but I'm not going to the doctor."

He said, "Why?"

"I'm going to go where all the sick people are, give some dude money, and find out I'm sick and need to stay home?" I asked.

 

 

Zactly 

give me your money 

here's your shit drugs that don't work 

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 TheToolman    859

just so you know, I know 10 people who got the flu shot....   and....   they are the ones that got sick and then got me and my son sick....

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 TheOldMan    2,906
Just now, TheToolman said:

just so you know, I know 10 people who got the flu shot....   and....   they are the ones that got sick and then got me and my son sick....

No doubt about it 

get well soon 

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 TheOldMan    2,906
54 minutes ago, ldld911 said:

My throat got sore a couple days ago so I put a couple drops of oregano oil under my tongue and its now gone. Now the mrs. has a sore throat so she got the same. Strep is running its cycle here.

Excellent home remedy 

I put tons of oregano in my soups

great stuff 

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 TheOldMan    2,906
29 minutes ago, markovian said:

was in a hospital last week with a h5n6 outbreak ... didnt get it

 

when have we ever had a good non deadly flue season tho ... this has been the norm my whole life maby im not old enough to remember the non deadly ones

I think deadly flus started kicking up after 2000

right around the time they started spraying 

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 Cinnamon    24,416
38 minutes ago, TheToolman said:

just so you know, I know 10 people who got the flu shot....   and....   they are the ones that got sick and then got me and my son sick....

They want you to get one too, so you won't know it's not working. lol

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 Hazmat    663
1 hour ago, TheOldMan said:

I can’t believe the video I posted gave a shot out to garlic 

my God, one step of progress has been made 

all regular garlic eaters never get sick 

My wife and I both eat Kim Chi like fiends and we`re both sick with something right now - sucks 

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 Hazmat    663
1 hour ago, Cinnamon said:

I'll bet the doctor's offices are full of people with the flu. Like a big ole petre dish just stewing with viruses and bacteria. Either wear a hazmat suit or stay away. 

Did you just say "Hazmat"suit lolz???

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