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Donkeys jailed after eating expensive plants on prison grounds

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The world has gone mad. :pulling-hair:

In India, no person — or animal — can escape the law.

A herd of donkeys was thrown behind bars for four days after chowing down on some pricey plants outside the jail compound in Uttar Pradesh, according to local media.

“These donkeys had destroyed some very expensive plants which our senior officer had arranged for planting inside [the] jail and despite warnings, the owner let loose his animals here so we detained the donkeys,” the jail head constable RK Mishra told the Indian news agency ANI, according to India Today. Sources Sources

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25 minutes ago, Dometheus said:

The world has gone mad. :pulling-hair:

In India, no person — or animal — can escape the law.

A herd of donkeys was thrown behind bars for four days after chowing down on some pricey plants outside the jail compound in Uttar Pradesh, according to local media.

“These donkeys had destroyed some very expensive plants which our senior officer had arranged for planting inside [the] jail and despite warnings, the owner let loose his animals here so we detained the donkeys,” the jail head constable RK Mishra told the Indian news agency ANI, according to India Today. Sources Sources

Donkeys just doing what donkeys do. People should shh :D

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2 minutes ago, Ukshep said:

Donkeys just doing what donkeys do. People should shh :D

Yep, it's not like a Donkey Conspiracy or anything.

Donkey 1: Hey let's go find some expensive plants and eat them...

Donkey 2: Are you sure, we could get into trouble...

Donkey 3: Donkey 1 is right, let's go eat those over there...

Donkey 4: Eeyore... Eeyore... Eeyore...

Police walk up to the Donkeys eating the plants.   :nodl:

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34 minutes ago, Dometheus said:

Yep, it's not like a Donkey Conspiracy or anything.

Donkey 1: Hey let's go find some expensive plants and eat them...

Donkey 2: Are you sure, we could get into trouble...

Donkey 3: Donkey 1 is right, let's go eat those over there...

Donkey 4: Eeyore... Eeyore... Eeyore...

Police walk up to the Donkeys eating the plants.   :nodl:

I'd pay to see that movie!

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1 minute ago, Automan63 said:

Well, that showed em. Bet those donkeys don’t eat the very next set of plants they see :gsbrnint:

Three strikes law? 

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mankind is never going to get ahead until we learn how to rehabilitate rather than incarcerate. Often times going to prison for petty crimes makes offenders even more likely to offend int he future. I wouldn't be surprised if those donkeys came out with tattoos and new gang affiliations. Do we really need more Aryan donky brotherhood members in the world?

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