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This Week in Clock Boy: Clock Boy Still Ticking Us Off in “Clock Boy Goes to Sudan”

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 rbear    240
Having met one black president, Clock Boy meets another

Clock Boy is a boy of his time. Whereas to gain recognition in this world a young White person has to cure cancer twice and then hand all the credit to a dindu from the projects, Clock Boy simply built a pretend bomb out of a clock.

The Daily Mail reports that Clock Boy’s latest adventure has taken him to the Sudan, which at one time gave refuge to Osama bin Laden. There, with great ceremony, he met with the big boog-a-loo, Sudanese president Omar al-Bashir.

Ahmed Mohamed, the 14-year-old who was arrested after bringing a homemade clock that was mistaken for a bomb to his Texas high school, has met with controversial Sudan President Omar al-Bashir.

The president received Ahmed and his family at a presidential compound in Sudan’s capital Khartoum on Wednesday.

Ahmed told reporters he was ‘extremely delighted’ to meet Bashir and that he hoped to meet him again ‘with a new invention and success’, according to the Sudan Tribune.

Yep, no matter how hard you prove that Clock Boy didn’t build a thing, the hands of the mass media cover their big Jew ears and shriek, “I AM NOT LISSSSTENNING!”

So Clock Boy is now doing the round of third world despots, securing his future. Because having shamed everyone for trolling them into believing he was a terrorist, he is now free to become one for real. And he is getting his education from the best in the biz; the same man who blocked his dad from becoming President of that toxic sandpit.



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Cover up by prez hence ass kissing. Look into the boy's father, it's all politics.

Shout out Mom!

I can really add nothing.

That short post covers all the bases.

Can I get naughty a second?

:padllbli: >>> :smfjsraq:!

I am not a saint all the time Milady.

With love.



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 rbear    240

A Boy and His Clock: Clock Boy Moving to Qatar

It was thought by experts that genius such as that possessed by Clock Boy was a thing of the distant past.

Due to the racism he has suffered at the hands of evil Whites in these United States, Clock Boy, heroic inventor of the clock, has opted to move to Qatar, where he will now invent things for the Qatar government.

The family of Ahmed Mohammed, the greatest intellect of our age, announcedvia a press release on Tuesday:

After careful consideration of all the generous offers received, we would like to announce that we have accepted a kind offer from Qatar Foundation for Education, Science and Community Development (QF) for Ahmed to join the prestigious QF Young Innovators Program, which reflects the organization’s on-going dedication to empowering young people and fostering a culture of innovation and creativity.

This truly demonstrates all that is wrong with America. America has existed for over 200 years, and no one ever invented a clock. Finally, a brave genius comes along and invents a clock, and instead of being praised as a hero, he is asked why his clock looks like a suitcase bomb. So he runs off to spend his genius on Qatar.

Do you have the time: The King of Qatar has covered himself in clocks in honor of the arrival of Clock Boy.


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