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Ukshep

After years of wondering. I now know how to use the 3 sea shells!

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 Ukshep    16,953

Large and mid shell you use to part your cheeks so you can poop without issue or contact. Small shell is to clean up with :D And a quick rinse. All done.

Eww! but plausible!

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 Cinnamon    19,748
3 hours ago, Ukshep said:

Large and mid shell you use to part your cheeks so you can poop without issue or contact. Small shell is to clean up with :D And a quick rinse. All done.

Eww! but plausible!

Is this gross me out day or what? lol

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 Ukshep    16,953
Just now, Cinnamon said:

Is this gross me out day or what? lol

Yes... That is my goal. :happy:

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 Cinnamon    19,748
4 minutes ago, Ukshep said:

Yes... That is my goal. :happy:

Mission accomplished. :bananafire: 

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 CSB    1,912
4 hours ago, Ukshep said:

Anyone want to take a crack? before I spill?

I just got home for the weekend and you have to mess with my head this way .

Bring on the Doom and Gloom

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 Carnivalpunk    508
Posted (edited)

www.i-mockery.com/shorts/three-seashells/

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3 leaves sound much more comfortable.

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 Ukshep    16,953
1 minute ago, Carnivalpunk said:

www.i-mockery.com/shorts/three-seashells/

Refuses to link...

I've seen that before. I came to the conclusion that throwing away sea shells would be pointless. They need to be re-usable. So I think Pull apart with 2 and scrape and rise with 1  is the probably likely method :)

I'm giving this way too much thought!

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 Carnivalpunk    508
Just now, Ukshep said:

I've seen that before. I came to the conclusion that throwing away sea shells would be pointless. They need to be re-usable. So I think Pull apart with 2 and scrape and rise with 1  is the probably likely method :)

I'm giving this way too much thought!

Dude, you really have..:gsbrnint:

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 Ukshep    16,953
1 hour ago, periclymenoides said:

:worship: The impossible dream.  You cracked the seashells.

Does that make me special. I hope not!

What's next I can't seem to decide!

@Cinnamon

 too!

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