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Ukshep

I saw a midget today!

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 Ukshep    20,107

Had car troubles so had to walk.. As I passed over the bridge on my way to the store the funniest thing happened. A tiny man came running up out of the subway. Had on this little jogging suit. I stopped. I stared. he came closer and as he passed said.... "Hey darling" and to my surprise.... OMG.... That ain't no man.....and not just a midget.... but a butch lesbian midget....

Never seen such an odd combination...

I'm pissing myself with laughter but I know I should not..

Is this an omen?

:facepalm-hand-gesture-smiley-emoticon:

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 JustATrucker    573

I have a midget under the passenger seat of my truck. Take them out when needed to do the hard work. As long as the are feed, it's all good. LOL

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 Ukshep    20,107
4 minutes ago, JustATrucker said:

I have a midget under the passenger seat of my truck. Take them out when needed to do the hard work. As long as the are feed, it's all good. LOL

I have one of these in my car and the music ready to play hehe! Love my little eric... And no it's not bad to like teddy's :D the novelty and chuckles this fella gets is worth it.

And yes I sit him in the passenger seat and strap him in.

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 MrEagle85    23
46 minutes ago, Ukshep said:

Had car troubles so had to walk.. As I passed over the bridge on my way to the store the funniest thing happened. A tiny man came running up out of the subway. Had on this little jogging suit. I stopped. I stared. he came closer and as he passed said.... "Hey darling" and to my surprise.... OMG.... That ain't no man.....and not just a midget.... but a butch lesbian midget....

Never seen such an odd combination...

I'm pissing myself with laughter but I know I should not..

Is this an omen?

:facepalm-hand-gesture-smiley-emoticon:

I have car problems today! Need to change rear break pads 😭😭😭 god is testing us ! I'm still waiting for my midget of car woes to cheer me up! Where is she ? 

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 marlowe    1,748

I haven't seen a midget in years.......Maybe they were run out of Texas....

Randy Newman - Short People (Official Video}

 

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 Ukshep    20,107
35 minutes ago, MrEagle85 said:

I'm still waiting for my midget of car woes to cheer me up! Where is she ? 

Look down mate. Easy to miss.... Not meant to be a joke but I guess it is.

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 Ukshep    20,107
5 minutes ago, marlowe said:

I haven't seen a midget in years.......Maybe they were run out of Texas....

Randy Newman - Short People (Official Video}

 

Rofl @ that video intro!

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 Ukshep    20,107
3 minutes ago, Uncle Thanky said:

:rofl:Did you try to ...

Was she pretty?

1) I don't need to try. I have a habit of turning lesbians straight in the past. Ask not how that can happen. Because it stumps me too.

And 2) No. But as long as she was pretty inside. However I got cin :D And if I am anything. It is loyal!

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 YaKnow2.0    682
Just now, YaKnow2.0 said:

my brother banged a midget lastnight...blahaha he really did

she said its better to say little person

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