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New U.S. Navy aircraft carrier sets sail with no urinals

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The U.S. Navy has decided on a new form of berth control.

The USS Gerald R. Ford — the newest U.S. Navy aircraft carrier, and the first in its class of ships — is ditching urinals, introducing “gender neutral” bathrooms.

Each sleeping quarter — what the Navy calls a berthing area — will have traditional porcelain bowls in the heads (or bathrooms) of the newly designed aircraft carrier, which can hold over 5,000 sailors.

With universal bathrooms, switching the room assignments for each berth between the genders will be much easier.

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/u-s-navy-aircraft-carrier-sets-sail-no-urinals-article-1.3352063

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1 minute ago, periclymenoides said:

This obviously explains the missing $6.5 trillion from Uncle Nobby's thread.

Amazing synchronicity. 

 

:laughl:

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20 minutes ago, periclymenoides said:

This obviously explains the missing $6.5 trillion from Uncle Nobby's thread.

Amazing synchronicity. 

 

and the US navy still uses sail power........apparently :flaggb:

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7 hours ago, Cinnamon said:

So... how many transgenders are aboard and how many heterosexuals are aboard?  

Given a standard crew compliment of 5000, then even if there was 1 in a 1000 people are trannies, then you have 5 versus 4995.

Sound reason to redesign a multi-billion dollar aircraft carrier ?  NOT!. :slap:

 

Edited by RhetoricalRebel

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Pissah, they have no pissers

^^^^^^^^apply Boston accent here

pisses me off. :blink:

Edited by Automan63

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Pee over the side of the ship. (Isn't that what most guys on a boat would do anyway?)  Just watch out for the winds that could blow it back in your face.  :D

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51 minutes ago, Cinders77 said:

Pee over the side of the ship. (Isn't that what most guys on a boat would do anyway?)  Just watch out for the winds that could blow it back in your face.  :D

:gsbrnint:

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16 hours ago, periclymenoides said:

This obviously explains the missing $6.5 trillion from Uncle Nobby's thread.

Amazing synchronicity. 

 

Flushed down the urinals only to be found by those helpless poor Israhellis in the sea of galilee. Wash, rinse and repeat hell-o-cust. 

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