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Canada Encourages Teens to ‘Sext’ Photos of Naked Mole Rats Instead of Their D+cks

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 ESET    1,226

 

The Canadian Center for Child Protection, which is trying to end the scourge of “sextortion” in Canada, says kids who are asked for pictures of their genitalia over text should instead just send pictures of naked mole rats.

According to the charity, which is allied with the Canadian government, “sextortion” —or extortion using graphic, often naked photos—is a growing problem among Canadian youths. If kids want to avoid pictures of their junk being used later for blackmail, they’ll send their friends and neighbors photos of the adorable, hairless African rodent instead.

The logic is flawless: naked mole rats, which are among natures “most extraordinary creatures,” are about 4 inches long, completely hairless and kind of look like a human penis (though they do have large buck teeth and beady eyes). One of CCP’s instructors even told kids that the animal is “long, veiny, and fleshy…you can call it Willy.”

CCP even has pictures of the mole rat available on its website in case kids can’t use Google to find one of their own.

 

https://heatst.com/life/canada-encourages-teens-to-sext-photos-of-naked-mole-rats-instead-of-their-dicks/

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 apache54    4,942

I see Canada has as many idiots in high offices as we do here in the USA!!! maybe we can work out a deal and send them all to the idiot farm!!  :gsbrnint:

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 EMC2    285
8 hours ago, ESET said:

 

The Canadian Center for Child Protection, which is trying to end the scourge of “sextortion” in Canada, says kids who are asked for pictures of their genitalia over text should instead just send pictures of naked mole rats.

According to the charity, which is allied with the Canadian government, “sextortion” —or extortion using graphic, often naked photos—is a growing problem among Canadian youths. If kids want to avoid pictures of their junk being used later for blackmail, they’ll send their friends and neighbors photos of the adorable, hairless African rodent instead.

The logic is flawless: naked mole rats, which are among natures “most extraordinary creatures,” are about 4 inches long, completely hairless and kind of look like a human penis (though they do have large buck teeth and beady eyes). One of CCP’s instructors even told kids that the animal is “long, veiny, and fleshy…you can call it Willy.”

CCP even has pictures of the mole rat available on its website in case kids can’t use Google to find one of their own.

 

https://heatst.com/life/canada-encourages-teens-to-sext-photos-of-naked-mole-rats-instead-of-their-dicks/

Um, is not responding to sexts and not sending anything back an option on the govt website? Or is naked mole rat the only option to prevent sexting. Just wondering.

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