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This is how I know the end of the world is right around the corner...

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My whole life I've methodically plotted and executed my plans. I started several businesses and suffered through my 20's reinvesting them while they grew and prospered. While my employees bought nice cars and houses I remained reserved and financially conservative. In the mid 2000's I sold my last sports car, and have bought practical used cars sense. Still, I've always been a sports car guy. One particular car I've lusted after for more than a decade, for a number of reasons, I decided to finally buy. I ordered it in Jan. It is due to be delivered in 3-4 weeks. I am certain the world will end or at least my run in it, on or before deliver day and I'll never actually get to drive it, just because life can be a dick like that. Thats how I know.

Also, we know who killed Tupac, I got a check from the IRS a few weeks ago, Hillary didn't get elected, and things have been going far too smoothly for me lately.

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