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does everyone get ths crap?

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 radio doc    383

FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,
NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001

For your attention:

This is the final warning you are going to receive from Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) A transfer worth Two Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$2.5million) was transferred in your favor without proper documentation. So, you are under observational in connection with money laundering. If the funds comes from a legitimate and legal source, the proper guidelines for you to receive the fund is to provide official monitory transaction release document so the fund would be legally process and recorded and accounted for and then finally release to you without any question or problem.

You have been warned so many times and you have decided to ignore it believing we are not real or serious to get you arrested, the truth is that we have given you grace to respond according to the instruction and since you failed to respond back as expected. We have sent a letter to the nearest Sherriff department in your city where you reside and also to your Bank. All your properties would be detained by the authority, until you provide the necessary documents for the fund.

Our operations lie in our investigations; which serve as our mission states, "to protect and defend the United States against terrorist and the world at large. Follow my instructions properly to avoid any action against you.

We wish to inform you that we have been monitoring all your contacts with some fraudsters/impostors on the internet that claims to be working for the Federal Government of Nigeria and other government agencies. We have been on your aid in other to protect you from being prosecuted by the International Crimes Department by asking you to secure the LEGAL CERTIFICATE and Clean Bill Certificate which will be issued to you by the Nigeria Government.

As it is now, all you need to do in other to protect your image and that of your entire family is to get the CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE as you have been warned. This is the final notification because we have all your details/information and your ID in our database which would be forwarded to HIGH COURT as your name has been listed in the WORLD SCAM RECORDS as a fraudster.

You have to acquire CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE so that your name can be shortlisted from the fraudster list which has already been submitted to the International Crimes Department and this certificate will exonerate you and also give you access to receive the fund.

Failure to comply with our directives will leave us with no choice but to get you arrested. Hope you understand the consequences; the shame it would bring to your family. It will be announce in all the local channels and TV station that you are a criminal.
I’ve decided to see how i can help you. I would not be happy to see you end up in jail and all your properties confiscated all because your information's was used to carry out fraudulent transactions. So, I’ve called our UNDER-COVER AGENT IN E.F.C.C and he directed me to a private attorney who will help you get the process done and he stated it will cost US$125.00 to get the CLEARANCE document stamp and sign in your name.

You need to do everything possible today to get this fee sent in order for the documents to be issued in your name. I pleaded on your behalf so that this agency could give you time to get this process done because I learn that you were sent several e-mail without getting a response from you. Please, bear in mind this is the only way that i can be able to help you at this moment before the Court of Law.

Below is the contact information of the attorney who will process and acquire these documents for you. Name: Prof. Amos Abe Utuama (Senior Advocates (S.A.N) In Nigeria). You have 48hours to comply with our demands.

The payment of US$125.00 should be sent through Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram with the below details:

RECEIVER NAME: STEVE IBIZA
COUNTRY:  NIGERIA
CITY:    LAGOS
QUESTION: TODAY?
ANSWER:  YES
AMOUNT;  $125
SENDER NAME:
MTCN/ REFERENCE NUMBER:

Make sure you didn't hesitate in making the payment as directed by this agency today so that they could have the certificate endorsed, signed and stamped without any further delay.

After all this process has been carried out, then we would proceed to the bank for the transfer of US$2.5million which was supposed to have been transferred to you all this while but due to the lack of the needed documents the fund is still not credited into your account.

Note: All the agencies have been contacted in regards to the allegations and we shall trace you if you disregard these instructions. Failure to comply will attract a maximum arrest and finally you will be appearing in the Court of Law for theft, fraud, promoting terrorism and money laundering in United States.

FINAL WARNING: Failure to acquire for the above required documents in the next 72 hours. Legal action will be taken immediately by arresting and detaining you, if found guilty, you will be jail. As terrorism, drug trafficking and money laundering is a serious crimes in our community today. The F.B.I will not stop at any length in tracking you down and prosecuting any criminal who indulge in this criminal act

Your's Sincerely
James B. Comey( FBI)
FBI Director.
 

i get this crap in my junk folder constantly, i know its a scam and know better to reply. i shouldnt even be checking the junk folder but i have to make sure something that i want to get isn't ending up in there.

 they are using comeys name! arent they breaking international law?

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 radio doc    383

well i get ten of these a day now, theres a rich lady in nigeria on her death bed that wants to gift me 10millon, a bank that says i have unclaimed funds in lagos that i need to claim. and of course the publishers clearing house one every week.

i sure hope none of them are real, lol!

 

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28 minutes ago, radio doc said:

well i get ten of these a day now, theres a rich lady in nigeria on her death bed that wants to gift me 10millon, a bank that says i have unclaimed funds in lagos that i need to claim. and of course the publishers clearing house one every week.

i sure hope none of them are real, lol!

 

None of them are, email them back some scat p0rn or something, that will shut them up.

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 Cryptic Mole    5,156

I started receiving those scams from Nigeria 20 years ago. I just used to send an email back that said... 'Blow Me." lol. Sorry Lucy B, I just had to say that!

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 foxtrot2000    583

For a couple of years(doesnt seem to happen anymore) I would get regular spam mail, however, when I started reading them at the very bottom there were things like "what is reality?" "If I am dying to live why am I living to die?" "Do you believe this reality is real?" crap like that...weird. my husband said it was sent by the spammers but I like to think it was AI....lol

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10 hours ago, foxtrot2000 said:

For a couple of years(doesnt seem to happen anymore) I would get regular spam mail, however, when I started reading them at the very bottom there were things like "what is reality?" "If I am dying to live why am I living to die?" "Do you believe this reality is real?" crap like that...weird. my husband said it was sent by the spammers but I like to think it was AI....lol

That sounds weird. Sounds kind of important to be honest, might be worth looking at.

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 foxtrot2000    583
2 hours ago, wow said:

That sounds weird. Sounds kind of important to be honest, might be worth looking at.

if you think thats weird... l saved quite a few of those emails with those weird sayings at the bottom and when I went back and re-read them, the sayings at the bottom were gone :damned:

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 radio doc    383

im glad this junk mail stuff is in a gmail account that i set up to deal with ppl i dont want spammed by or dont trust. like for buying things online. 

i have an icloud email that use for ppl i do trust and have never in two years had anything unwanted come in! 

i am considering a startmail account, its like 80 per year, but its loaded with features like one click pgp encryption and one time disposable aliases. if its as good as startpage is, it'll be well worth it.

merchants make extra money selling customer info to other merchants that sell similar or related products alot, so for them ill start using one time use aliases for them. and go ahead and delete that gmail address 

btw: has anyone out here tried or use the startmail service? i want a little red button on my email dashboard to reply with a digital bomb of some sort and crash their shit! is there such a thing yet?

and wheres the phaser guns?

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