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Canadian officials preparing for potential flood of Mexican migrants after Trump wins presidency

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 Cinnamon    22,835

Tourist visa will no longer be required for Mexican visitors as of Dec. 1

The federal government is preparing for a potential surge in Mexican migrants coming to Canada after Donald Trump's election victory, CBC News has learned.

Sources confirm high level meetings took place this week with officials at Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship Canada and in other departments.

The news comes as Canada prepares to loosen rules for Mexicans to enter the country by lifting a visa requirement on Dec. 1. That restriction has been in place since 2009.

Talks on a plan to cope with a possible spike in asylum-seekers have been ongoing for some time, but were accelerated this week after Trump's surprise win.

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http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/politics/canada-mexico-visa-requirement-trump-1.3845957

I guess the articles about the immigration site being overloaded were true after all. No more visa? When did they change that?  Feels like the North American Union is a step closer with that move.  

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Hmm.

Sounds like it's open borders for Mexicans or anyone claiming to be a Mexican or anyone who may resemble a Mexican.

And why not the northern border as well as the southern border?

Why stop there? Give them a first class ticket to anywhere in the world.

Americans without a suntan may require some additional paperwork to provide proof of their nationality.

Oh those Americans, second rate citizens.

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9 minutes ago, DarkKnightNomeD said:

Snow Mexicans

Describe those for me.

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4 minutes ago, DarkKnightNomeD said:

Canadians

:mouselaugh:

That's not funny nor is it a description.

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 Malevolent    2,802

I suppose it will be quite difficult for a Trump administration to deport all of the illegals in a short space of time so the rush is a bit premature if you ask me.

I just cannot fathom why people screw up a country through bad choices and supporting the incorrect ideology - and then when the shit hits the fan they run! Why can you not stay the fvck where you are and be proactive in fixing the country?  But, as soon as a leader with some stature and a disciplined plan steps forward they either kill him, or cry like babies and if that does not help they run!

There are ample examples:- Venezuela is a prime example with all their oil and other resources.  Yet the country is bankrupt because of leadership and a general attitude of WTF - it's not my problem.  Now they are running instead of fixing.  Oh and the other thing.....almost every one of these countries that are in dire need of a fix have  one thing in common, their national pastime is conceiving more mouths they cannot feed.  The problem being all the "aid" that is dished out.    

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I just posted this news story on Off-topic. Shoulda checked here first.

The Manitoba Herald

 

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past few hours, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The Republican Party winning the Presidency, the Senate and the House is prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and live according to the Constitution.

 

Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, global warming activists, and "green" energy proponents crossing their fields at night.

 

"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota . “The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"

 

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just keep coming.

 

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into electric cars and drive them across the border where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.

 

A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though, and some kale chips."

 

When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and study the Constitution.

 

In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half- dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the '50s. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age," an official said.

 

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage, buying up all the Barbara Streisand c.d.'s, and renting all the Michael Moore movies. "I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?"

 

Trying to reassure his liberal base and get them to return to the U.S., President Obama reiterated what he said in his press conference following the beating the democrats took in the last election: "I heard from the 1/3 of the electorate that voted, but I also heard from the 2/3 that did not vote." Who knew the president was clairvoyant?

 

He also said the reason the democrats got their a$$es whipped wasn't because of HIS policies, but rather because the dems did not get his message out to the people. You gotta love a guy that takes responsibility when something goes wrong even when it's the first time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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 Iamawake    241
5 hours ago, Cinnamon said:

Tourist visa will no longer be required for Mexican visitors as of Dec. 1

The federal government is preparing for a potential surge in Mexican migrants coming to Canada after Donald Trump's election victory, CBC News has learned.

Sources confirm high level meetings took place this week with officials at Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship Canada and in other departments.

The news comes as Canada prepares to loosen rules for Mexicans to enter the country by lifting a visa requirement on Dec. 1. That restriction has been in place since 2009.

Talks on a plan to cope with a possible spike in asylum-seekers have been ongoing for some time, but were accelerated this week after Trump's surprise win.

<snip>

http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/politics/canada-mexico-visa-requirement-trump-1.3845957

I guess the articles about the immigration site being overloaded were true after all. No more visa? When did they change that?  Feels like the North American Union is a step closer with that move.  

Exploring what might be..of course, I don't think the crown would ever allow it, Brexit.

http://alcuinbramerton.blogspot.ca/2007/12/images-of-new-usa-amero-coin-being.html

Canexit ?

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2 minutes ago, grav said:

I just posted this news story on Off-topic. Shoulda checked here first.

The Manitoba Herald

 

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past few hours, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The Republican Party winning the Presidency, the Senate and the House is prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and live according to the Constitution.

 

Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, global warming activists, and "green" energy proponents crossing their fields at night.

 

"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota . “The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"

 

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just keep coming.

 

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into electric cars and drive them across the border where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.

 

A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though, and some kale chips."

 

When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and study the Constitution.

 

In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half- dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the '50s. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age," an official said.

 

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage, buying up all the Barbara Streisand c.d.'s, and renting all the Michael Moore movies. "I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?"

 

Trying to reassure his liberal base and get them to return to the U.S., President Obama reiterated what he said in his press conference following the beating the democrats took in the last election: "I heard from the 1/3 of the electorate that voted, but I also heard from the 2/3 that did not vote." Who knew the president was clairvoyant?

 

He also said the reason the democrats got their a$$es whipped wasn't because of HIS policies, but rather because the dems did not get his message out to the people. You gotta love a guy that takes responsibility when something goes wrong even when it's the first time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

::lmfao::

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