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Ukshep

Change.org Petition: President Obama, Build a Time Machine Before Inauguration Day

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 Ukshep    14,427

I can't believe this is even a thing  :chuckle:  Oh wait that is because its NOT! we all need a little laugh!

Even though he lost the popular vote, Donald Trump is set to become President of the United States, on January 20, 2017. But there’s still one way to stop this dark vision of the future—which is why we, the undersigned, are urging President Obama to take the following actions before leaving office:

1. Order NASA to build a time machine.

2. Send a political operative back in time to flip the Rust Belt states. If that fails, send him further back in time to prevent Michigan, Ohio, and Wisconsin from becoming states.

3. Just to be safe, send an I.T. guy to 2009 and sign Hillary up for a goddam Gmail account.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/change-org-petition-president-obama-build-a-time-machine-before-inauguration-day

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