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Wanna buy some delicious liberal tears on ebay?

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http://www.ebay.com/itm/-/222310296180?

 

Item Description: It's easy to find liberal snowflake tears today. They are flooding the gutters of every major city in America.  But just in case you live in the other 90% of the country that is completely red on the election map, I braved the wicked streets of San Francisco to scoop up some for you.

 

Each vial of delicious Democratic tears comes complete with its own specially framed unique snowflake to remind us that each liberal tear is special and unique - at least till they are all muddied together in the gutters of good ol' San Francisco. (Collection jars, frames, and of course snowflakes will vary.)

 

These tears are deliciously sweet and salty, but don't drink them no matter how tempted you are! The gutters of San Francisco are none too clean!  You can use them for a little light spirit cooking with your friends though  ;)

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