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Clown Conspiracy!

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 WhiteHorse    608

 

Isn't it funny how all the scary clowns appeared at the same time Walmart put the Halloween stuff out. 

It's a conspiracy I tell you! 

:chuckle:

Ahhhhhhhaaaaaahaaashaaa!

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 Cinnamon    28,893
2 minutes ago, WhiteHorse said:

 

Isn't it funny how all the scary clowns appeared at the same time Walmart put the Halloween stuff out. 

It's a conspiracy I tell you! 

:chuckle:

Ahhhhhhhaaaaaahaaashaaa!

I'm surprised there's no Trump or HIllary candy. Now there's a creepy thought. lol

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 Full Throttle    2,068
26 minutes ago, WhiteHorse said:

 

Isn't it funny how all the scary clowns appeared at the same time Walmart put the Halloween stuff out. 

It's a conspiracy I tell you! 

:chuckle:

Ahhhhhhhaaaaaahaaashaaa!

OMG!!  The people of WallMart.  GEEEEEZUUUS!! 😨

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 Cinnamon    28,893
2 minutes ago, Redlistvet said:

Oh this damn clown stuff.  It finaly hit Oregon and my kids are going full retard about it....

I heard it was moving North.  

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 Ukshep    25,403
9 hours ago, WhiteHorse said:

 

Isn't it funny how all the scary clowns appeared at the same time Walmart put the Halloween stuff out. 

It's a conspiracy I tell you! 

:chuckle:

Ahhhhhhhaaaaaahaaashaaa!

They just arrived in the uk today too :D well the clowns that is. police already arresting one i think for scaring children!

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 Stan Hail    213

there's bee a lot of Clown Activity in Texas recently. I'm sure they are almost all pranks or hoaxes and there are a lot more school districts getting threats from clowns on social media than the couple of links I provided.  This "Clown Conspiracy" has definitely has become a trend, but why?

 

4 Clown sightings in Austin

http://www.fox7austin.com/news/local-news/209685482-story

Social media "threats" in North Texas.

http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/tarrant-county/resident-calls-fort-worth-police-to-report-mysterious-clown-sighting/328548105

San Antonio Sighting near urban legend, haunted railroad tracks

http://www.khou.com/news/local/texas/creepy-clown-spotted-walking-railroad-tracks-in-southeast-san-antonio/328563746

Longview in East Texas

http://www.cbs19.tv/news/local/creepy-clowns-in-east-texas/328183375

Texas Tech Clown Arrest, possible stabbing.

http://coed.com/2016/10/04/texas-tech-clown-stabbing-sighting-arrest-updates-facts-information/

Texas State Clown assault possible abduction attempt

http://www.kvue.com/news/local/texas-state-student-attacked-by-man-dressed-as-clown-school-says/329059619

Baytown, Clowns at park. 1 clown arrested

http://www.breitbart.com/texas/2016/10/04/clowns-threatening-local-park-tree-limbs-arrested-texas/

Clown Threats on social media made towards 8 different school districts

http://www.click2houston.com/news/more-houston-area-schools-beef-up-security-after-creepy-clown-threats

Clown sightings in  Midland/Odessa, Texas

http://www.newswest9.com/story/33313881/clown-sightings-reported-in-odessa

 

 

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 garlic    2,639

I like clowns. They used to be my favorite part of the circus when I was a kid. Silly painted faces with orange hair squeaking horns and pilling into clown cars. Why did they have to make clowns into bad guys?

Next thing you know there will be a creepy Satanic Santa Clause and Blood sucking Easter Bunny. We can thank Hollywood for all this madness.

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Team Uzi   
Team Uzi
14 hours ago, WhiteHorse said:

 

Isn't it funny how all the scary clowns appeared at the same time Walmart put the Halloween stuff out. 

It's a conspiracy I tell you! 

:chuckle:

Ahhhhhhhaaaaaahaaashaaa!

Here's some advice:

If a mob of scary clowns approaches you,

GO FOR THE JUGGLER !

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 WhiteHorse    608
21 minutes ago, Team Uzi said:

Here's some advice:

If a mob of scary clowns approaches you,

GO FOR THE JUGGLER !

Want to see what the scary clowns  look like without makeup 

Go to Walmart 

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Team Uzi   
Team Uzi

All these nasty clowns should be rounded up and dealt with accordingly.

I'm not implying that they all be lynched, but punished severely.

Besides, you should never lynch a man in a clown suit.

They just hang funny 😁.

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