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How to survive Ramadan 2016

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 CSB    1,664

I don't have the money to buy a truck load of bacon . So will a can of bug spray work ?

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 Ukshep    13,188
Just now, CSB said:

I don't have the money to buy a truck load of bacon . So will a can of bug spray work ?

is it bacon bug spray?

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 Cinnamon    14,456
19 minutes ago, CSB said:

I don't have the money to buy a truck load of bacon . So will a can of bug spray work ?

Just use pork rinds! :)

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 RabidWolf    940
1 hour ago, Ukshep said:

Ramadan begins soon! And i must prepare you all! First brace yourself for the steps ahead.

http://i.imgur.com/3jiGwpr.png

 

I am NOT wasting bacon for this or any other thing, man!!

My cannon, on the other paw, fires 1/4th of a 9lb boneless ham just fine...  
(1 ham = 3 shots and 1 snack)

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 Cinnamon    14,456
1 minute ago, RabidWolf said:

I am NOT wasting bacon for this or any other thing, man!!

My cannon, on the other paw, fires 1/4th of a 9lb boneless ham just fine...  
(1 ham = 3 shots and 1 snack)

If you could retrieve the ham after, it'd already be cooked and ready to eat! 

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 Ukshep    13,188
2 minutes ago, RabidWolf said:

I am NOT wasting bacon for this or any other thing, man!!

My cannon, on the other paw, fires 1/4th of a 9lb boneless ham just fine...  
(1 ham = 3 shots and 1 snack)

LOL

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 RabidWolf    940
2 minutes ago, Cinnamon said:

If you could retrieve the ham after, it'd already be cooked and ready to eat! 

Sadly, no. I like to keep them pre-cut, shaped, and frozen. (Penetrates more jihadists that way) :)

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 VonLud    589
3 minutes ago, RabidWolf said:

Sadly, no. I like to keep them pre-cut, shaped, and frozen. (Penetrates more jihadists that way) :)

 

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Bacon bullets. I own the patent. Also bacon nuggets for slingshots. Rabid must be made out of money to afford ham cannonballs. Sheesh!

Hint: turkey bacon. Cheaper than pork and the Ramadanis won't know the difference. I never stay at Ramada Inn, btw. The Hindu motels are OK though. 

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 Jostler    2,210

Ima go sit next to Shep's place with a loaf of bread, a jar of mayo, a bag full of tomatos and a sharp knife  :) 

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