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'EcoSexual' students at SMC 'marry the ocean'

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Earlier this month, a professor at Santa Monica College led students in an ‘EcoSexual Sextravaganza’ in which participants ‘married the ocean.’

Amber Katherine, a philosophy professor who helped organize the May 14 event, explained to Campus Reform that the purpose of the “wedding” was to bring about a deeper love for the planet through “ecocentric passion and even lust.”

The ceremony began with Bruce Cartier, a former SMC student, proclaiming to those gathered at Santa Monica Beach that “today we stand upon this holy earth and in this sacred space to witness the rite of matrimony between the sea and us all.”

Next, leaders of the event distributed rings to the students, announcing “with this ring, I bestow upon the sea the treasures of my mind heart and hands—as well as my body and soul. With the power vested in us, we now pronounce you ‘married to the sea.’”

Some students then made their way down to the water, where they were urged by event organizers to “consummate” the marriage and “make love with the water.”

“Stick your toes in the water … or any part of your body that you want.”

http://www.blacklistednews.com/'EcoSexual'_students_at_SMC_'marry_the_ocean'/51452/0/38/38/Y/M.html

I consummated the last time I went to the ocean. Put my WHOLE body in there, yep. It wasn't much of a tight fit though, could've fit many more people in there with me. Oh ocean, you whore.

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 YourMom2    1,354

These scholars should give themselves wholly and completely to the ocean,  drowning out any chance of procreating.

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 Lucy Barnable    5,365
6 hours ago, YourMom2 said:

These scholars should give themselves wholly and completely to the ocean,  drowning out any chance of procreating.

:rofl:

That... was perfect. 

 

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6 hours ago, YourMom2 said:

These scholars should give themselves wholly and completely to the ocean,  drowning out any chance of procreating.

The mythology of Narcissus, they'll be enamored by their own image.  Well, they're in over their head on this one.  

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Is there a wet t-shirt contest?

Is that why people always went skinny dipping?

Is it considered cheating if two people try to marry the same ocean?

Is there always a midnight swim?

Maybe I'm missing something I don't know.  

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