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Brio last won the day on April 9 2016

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  1. Hmm. That vid was uploaded April 2016. Not saying it won't happen just that the prediction of 'the next few weeks' is redundant.
  2. Earth Sensitive People Report In!

    Since 2017 began I've felt exhilaration, like I'm coming alive. I feel good. Better than I've felt before. The ground is colder than ever and the warmth is warmer than ever. I can go barefoot in -20 in the the snow to start my car to go to work and it makes me feel alive. Then I put on warm socks and work boots and I'm not so alive as I am comfortable. Life is good and getting better.
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    So yesterday morning I'm leaving for work and there's two horses meandering down the road. Not unusual. Fences break especially when critters haven't got grass and there's lots of horses hereabouts. So we herd them into my field, gives dude time to catch them and they can't get on the highway. Still there today. How long am I responsible for someone elses animals? Trying to help others always comes with a price. f***.
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    I had to LMAO today. I see some mushrooms (big ones) growing in my yard and identified them as parasols, the edible ones, fried them up and had some (they taste like mushrooms flavored lobster) hubby comes homes and asks whatcha doin? So I told him I've been cooking and eating the 'shrooms growing in the back yard then I convulsed and slid off my chair. Edit. except I couldn't stop laughing so he wasn't freaked out. Maybe there's something in those 'shrooms after all. huh
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    LOL!! A Jewish mother gives her son two shirts for his birthday, when he wears one she says "Oh, you didn't like the other one?" When she was caught practicing pained expressions in the mirror she says "Don't worry, I'll be fine..."
  7. The COP joke thread

    I can make you all speak Irish and sound just like a local. Say this fast and loud: "Whale oil beef hooked."
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    I did a fun thing Sat., went to Whistler village up the mountain and took the gondola to Black comb and back. Here's a good pic https://www.whistlerblackcomb.com/~/media/Images-Whistler-Blackcomb/PEAK-2-PEAK-360-Experience/2016/1920SummerCollageP2P.ashx?h=1080&w=1920&hash=9F164E85F06758651E38FC6F40118D31A2D2884F&la=en
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    Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. . . . . Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
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    A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.....Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, I don't need the frustration or the overtime, so if you can give me a really good excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go." The guy thinks about it for a second and says, "Last week my nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!" "Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
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    Yesterday I had to do a dump run, buy some pasta sauce. I worked at the convenience/beer/gas/bakery store a few years ago and still fill in when I'm needed. Was a great job and still friends with the girls that work there. So I'm driving along and see a plastic snake on the seat. My hubby bought it to prank a co-worker. So I coil the snake in my pocket before going into the store, hang the head out of the pocket and walk in. Get my pasta sauce and go to the till. I look down and say "No Sammy, you have to stay in my pocket" Julie at the till looks at my pocket then gives me a look of horror, says "Do you have a snake in your pocket?" Chelsea at the other till has to see and comes running around the counter, sees the snake in my pocket, SCREAMS!!! and almost falls over running away Julie just stood there with a "Are you f'kin kidding me?" look on her face Good times
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    What got removed?
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    What do you call a camel with no hump? Humphrey.
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    Post 1,000!!!
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    This is a BRILLIANT cartoon http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user5/imageroot/2016/03/22/bank%20bail%20in.jpg
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