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Man jumps off bridge after ISIS turns him down lol

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MAN JUMPS OFF BROOKLYN BRIDGE AFTER ISIS TURNS HIM DOWN

A 32 year old man jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge Tuesday morning–but miraculously survived the 135 foot plunge into icy waters.

The man, identified as John “Hussein” White, walked to the middle of the iconic span’s pedestrian pathway and climbed across the Manhattan-bound roadway before leaping at around 9:15 am, authorities said. Officers Rosario Roccasalvo and Eugene Bebenista of the NYPD’s Harbor Unit were patrolling by boat off the shores of Brooklyn when they saw a man wearing all black fall from the bridge and land feet first in the bone-chilling, 40-degree water. The cops made their way over to the man and fished him out of the water by throwing him a rescue line and pulling him into the boat to safety

Our confidential source in Canarcie, Brooklyn, uncovered key details not reported by the New York Post, the paper that broke the story. Most important is that John “Hussein” White resolved to end his life after being refused membership to the prestigious terror organization known as ISIS.

 

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http://www.someonesbones.com/blog/man-jumps-off-brooklyn-bridge-after-isis-turns-him-down/

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11 hours ago, Ukshep said:

surely you mean bridge? who is the bride :D

You could really get some mileage out of that one!

I figured ISIS/ISIL would take anybody that didn't want anybody else to breathe.

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15 hours ago, skepticalbeliever said:

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MAN JUMPS OFF BROOKLYN BRIDGE AFTER ISIS TURNS HIM DOWN

A 32 year old man jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge Tuesday morning–but miraculously survived the 135 foot plunge into icy waters.

The man, identified as John “Hussein” White, walked to the middle of the iconic span’s pedestrian pathway and climbed across the Manhattan-bound roadway before leaping at around 9:15 am, authorities said. Officers Rosario Roccasalvo and Eugene Bebenista of the NYPD’s Harbor Unit were patrolling by boat off the shores of Brooklyn when they saw a man wearing all black fall from the bridge and land feet first in the bone-chilling, 40-degree water. The cops made their way over to the man and fished him out of the water by throwing him a rescue line and pulling him into the boat to safety

Our confidential source in Canarcie, Brooklyn, uncovered key details not reported by the New York Post, the paper that broke the story. Most important is that John “Hussein” White resolved to end his life after being refused membership to the prestigious terror organization known as ISIS.

 

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http://www.someonesbones.com/blog/man-jumps-off-brooklyn-bridge-after-isis-turns-him-down/

I never heard anything funnier in my entire life. no offense to skepticalbeliever.. not the misspelling part, which was funny.. lol.. but.. that someone trying to commit suicide cause not getting accepted by ISIS..lmfao

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... and they saved a man who's every intention is to kill them and their families the very first chance he gets!

What's wrong with this picture?

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3 hours ago, Informedconsent said:

You do understand the US is funding and supplying ISIS?

I don't believe that ISIS even exists.. but fabricated

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2 hours ago, holographicINVASION said:

I don't believe that ISIS even exists.. but fabricated

Oh they are real, just being controlled, trained, and funded by certain people.

 

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7 hours ago, Cryptic Mole said:

... and they saved a man who's every intention is to kill them and their families the very first chance he gets!

What's wrong with this picture?

Well they probably didn't know who he was or his reason for jumping when they rescued him.
But now that they do know...  give him his last wish and let him be Allah Snack Bar for the fishes.
 

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6 hours ago, Informedconsent said:

You do understand the US is funding and supplying ISIS?

Yep and Israel is in on it too.

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1 minute ago, Lucy Barnable said:

Well they probably didn't know who he was or his reason for jumping when they rescued him.
But now that they do know...  give him his last wish and let him be Allah Snack Bar for the fishes.
 

Fishes? You mean sharks with fricking laser beams attached to their heads.

It just wasn't Obama going overboard....Obama goes swimming in unfamiliar waters.  A shark comes towards him and veers away.  Normally this would be professional courtesy, but since it's Obama, the shark just said, he's not our type!

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On 4/27/2016 at 6:15 PM, Ukshep said:

surely you mean bridge? who is the bride :D

No bride,so he then jumped ON a goat and isis promoted him straight to General.Fluck ISIS!!So did i just say fluck us?isreal?cia?turkey?saudi arabia?

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