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The Government Actually has a Zombie Apocalypse Plan — and It’s Just Been Declassified

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Yes you read the title correctly! And i know this is a real serious thing but i cannot stop laughing my ass off as i make this post :D

A few years ago, the Center for Disease Control launched a zombie preparedness initiative that drew significant attention. The Department of Defense followed suit and developed an entire training course intended for the Joint Operational Planning and Execution System (JOPES). The complete response plan, called CONPLAN888, was recently declassified, and it’s just as weird and creepy as you might imagine.

The Black Vault posted two documents retrieved from the NSA using the Freedom of Information Act.  

The purpose of the plan, according to the United States Strategic Command (USSTRATCOM), was to use a fictitious scenario to prepare for real-world emergencies.

“[The training focused on how to] undertake military operations to preserve ‘non-zombie’ humans from the threats posed by a zombie horde. Because zombies pose a threat to all ‘non-zombie’ human life (hereafter referred to as ‘humans’), USSTRATCOM will be prepared to preserve the sanctity of human life and conduct operations in support of any human population-including traditional adversaries.”

The objective of the three-fold plan includes the neutralization of zombies through “denial, deception, disruption, degradation or destruction,” though with the exception of ‘destruction,’ it is unclear what is meant by these terms with regard to fighting zombies.

Reading at times like the treatment to a campy science fiction script,CONPLAN888 categorizes eight classes of zombies:

Pathogenic zombies — Zombie life forms created after infection by a viral or bacterial contagion.

Radiation zombies — Zombie life forms created after infection from electromagnetic or particle radiation.

Evil Magic Zombies — Zombie life forms created by occult experimentation, or “evil magic.”

Space Zombies — Zombies that come from space or are created by extraterrestrial toxins (this also includes Zombie Satellites that could pose a threat to SATCOM services like DirecTV)

Weaponized Zombies — Zombie life forms engineered through bio-mechanical technology for the purposes of attacking another nation.

Symbiant-Induced Zombies — Zombie life forms created after the “introduction of a symbiant life form into an otherwise healthy host.”

Vegetarian Zombies — Zombie life forms that cause no threat to humans because they only eat plant life (could nevertheless “cause massive de-forestation or elimination of basic food crops essential to humans [rice, corn, soybeans])”

Chicken Zombies (yes, this is real)— Zombies that are essentially old hens that can no longer lay eggs. Farmers euthanize them with carbon monoxide and stack them in piles; however, some of the hens are still alive and crawl out. Though they ultimately die of organ failure, chicken zombies are “simply terrifying to behold” and are likely only to make people become vegetarians in protest of animal cruelty.

CONPLAN888 consists of multiple striking passages, given this is a government agency assessing a fictitious zombie uprising. More practical factors concern environmental issues such as groundwater contaminated with zombie pathogens.

Other, more ominous notes, include references to the government declaring martial law within the United States. There is also a reference to epidemiologic surveillance for the purposes of watching changes in disease vectors.

The government response to a zombie uprising unleashed by a nation-state, large corporation, or terrorist group includes the following additional measures: HAND SANITIZER, which, marketing materials say, kills 99% of germs (they note that hand sanitizer has never been tested on biohazard level 4 pathogens like ebola); and FIREPOWER TO THE HEAD (“the human brain will still be functioning in the zombie state, but it is universally agreed that the only part actually active will be the brain stem”).

The document’s assessment of zombies states that they are “undead and thus feel no pain or fear of death, (therefore) riot control counter-measures would be completely ineffective.”

CONPLAN888 references the books and articles The Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z; An Oral History of the Zombie War, and “Zombie Chickens Taking Over California,” among others. 

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Link to PDF with all the juicy zombie goodness

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I thought they released that a few years ago. Or at least there was talk about it on the net. 

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Just now, Groove said:

I thought they released that a few years ago. Or at least there was talk about it on the net. 

Yeh the cdc had a page up with some of the info but this pdf is the full plan. the cdc page did not even scratch the surface.

But like i said i cannot stop laughing :D

Chicken Zombies (yes, this is real)— Zombies that are essentially old hens that can no longer lay eggs. Farmers euthanize them with carbon monoxide and stack them in piles; however, some of the hens are still alive and crawl out. Though they ultimately die of organ failure, chicken zombies are “simply terrifying to behold” and are likely only to make people become vegetarians in protest of animal cruelty.

 

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CONPlan indeed! 888 is a number that reads the same upside down...code for BS.

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Amazing how they can plan for all of these zombie scenarios but can't imagine a plane being used as a weapon to fly into a building while simultaneously running drills about planes being used as weapons to fly into buildings while planes were being used as weapons to fly into buildings.  I wonder if the declassification means anything to us in real life.  Always dropping info around to alert you but at the same time it's either so unbelievable no one pays attention to it while those that do are nailed with the conspiracy theorist label for saying wtf.

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5 hours ago, Ukshep said:

Vegetarian Zombies — Zombie life forms that cause no threat to humans because they only eat plant life (could nevertheless “cause massive de-forestation or elimination of basic food crops essential to humans [rice, corn, soybeans])”

That would be me.
Aimlessly wondering around muttering grains...more grains...
:wink:

I think it was VonLud who posted this zombie attack map awhile back.
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=zXnMxGjFZPI8.k-HQTx5LhfIE&hl=en

And here is Map of the Dead.
Find places around you to help you survive the zombie apocalypse.
http://www.mapofthedead.com/

I should stock up on giant cheese wheels to crush my enemies and for emergency veggie zombie midnight snacks.

Edited by Lucy Barnable
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This would actually make total sense. They HAVE to have a plan to deal with CONgress, AND cell phone zombies!!! Its actually pretty efficient for a change.... Kill 2 birds with 1 stone... Bet they will cancel that program now...

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1 hour ago, Cinnamon said:

Amazing how they can plan for all of these zombie scenarios but can't imagine a plane being used as a weapon to fly into a building while simultaneously running drills about planes being used as weapons to fly into buildings while planes were being used as weapons to fly into buildings.  I wonder if the declassification means anything to us in real life.  Always dropping info around to alert you but at the same time it's either so unbelievable no one pays attention to it while those that do are nailed with the conspiracy theorist label for saying wtf.

They thought about passenger planes crashing into buildings and being shot down for false flags since the early 60s! Project Northwoods. Research that and everything will become ever clearer.?

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8 minutes ago, Quick1966 said:

They thought about passenger planes crashing into buildings and being shot down for false flags since the early 60s! Project Northwoods. Research that and everything will become ever clearer.?

I know about Northwoods, but Condoleeza Rice said that no one could have ever imagined using planes as bombs to fly into buildings on 9/11. I saw that clip online somewhere a few years ago and that night I had a dream in which I was telling her what a liar she was.  lol  

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1 minute ago, Cinnamon said:

I know about Northwoods, but Condoleeza Rice said that no one could have ever imagined using planes being used as bombs to fly into buildings on 9/11. I saw that clip online somewhere a few years ago and that night I had a dream in which I was telling her what a liar she was.  lol  

Lol! Good for you. They think that we're all stupid but those of us that are awake and read their little declassified docs never forget! We are always vigilant and looking for more pieces to the puzzle before the next event! Just like the declassified zombie docs shep posted. I'm sure it's connected somehow.

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1 minute ago, Quick1966 said:

Lol! Good for you. They think that we're all stupid but those of us that are awake and read their little declassified docs never forget! We are always vigilant and looking for more pieces to the puzzle before the next event! Just like the declassified zombie docs shep posted. I'm sure it's connected somehow.

When the Ebola virus was huge news in 2014, there were all kinds of vids and info out there about how they were mixing all these high level viruses together, Rabies and Ebola was one of the mixtures. A human would be literally dissolving on the inside while crazed from the Rabies, which would probably keep them on their feet and trying to bite people if it wasn't caught soon enough and the person put in restraints. That mixture could produce Zombie like behavior until they died from the virus. The question is, can they speed up the virus replication enough to cause an outbreak like we see on television.  

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20 minutes ago, Cinnamon said:

When the Ebola virus was huge news in 2014, there were all kinds of vids and info out there about how they were mixing all these high level viruses together, Rabies and Ebola was one of the mixtures. A human would be literally dissolving on the inside while crazed from the Rabies, which would probably keep them on their feet and trying to bite people if it wasn't caught soon enough and the person put in restraints. That mixture could produce Zombie like behavior until they died from the virus. The question is, can they speed up the virus replication enough to cause an outbreak like we see on television.  

Well I'm a firm believer in predictive programming and all these shows and movies might seem like entertainment but I believe that it's just the elite telling us one of the many ways things could go down. 

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