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Happy Halloween - Trick-or-Treat!

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This thread should really be in the Off Topic section but since Its a "holiday" I figured we could have a bit of fun on the forum tonight.

Post your favorite, Halloween videos, songs, movies, stories, jokes, memories....Lets have a little fun!

 

No Halloween is complete with out Thriller!

 

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Here is an idea for those of you who are giving out candy to the little goblins tonight. When they run up and stick their hands out, tell them I am NOT the government. I don't give candy away for free. What you gonna do to earn it?  Wait until you see the looks on their little faces.

I ask them to sing me a song, tell me a joke or I ask them a trivia question. It makes giving candy away more fun for me..lol

 

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Silly One line Jokes...

Halloween Short Jokes

Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween?
Me: Drunk!

What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?
A "hollow-weenie!"

For Halloween I'm going to write "Life" on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers

Which ghost is the best dancer?
The Boogie Man!

This Halloween, the only Candy I'm interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues

"Halloween" = an excuse for girls to dress up like sluts.

Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!

I'll be your trick if you'll be my treat.

How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween?
Pump kin!

When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims?
On Fry Day

What's a monsters favorite desert?
I-Scream!

What do you call a Halloween boner?
Petrified wood

What do you call a dancing ghost?
Polka-haunt-us

Q: How do you write a book about halloween?
A: With a ghostwriter.


Two monsters went to a Halloween party.
Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"
The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."

 

Lots more jokes here:

http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/halloweenjokes.html

 

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On 31/10/2015 23:02:58, CGK said:

Here is an idea for those of you who are giving out candy to the little goblins tonight. When they run up and stick their hands out, tell them I am NOT the government. I don't give candy away for free. What you gonna do to earn it?  Wait until you see the looks on their little faces.

I ask them to sing me a song, tell me a joke or I ask them a trivia question. It makes giving candy away more fun for me..lol

 

Hehe I like that.  

Not much of a halloween guy, but I do love scarin the crap out my kids.

 

Alien is my all time scary movie!!!

Even the bad ass Space Marines got there ass's kicked.

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